Warning: wearing this hoodie may cause unsolicited compliments from dogs, humans, and people who actually get your jokes.

Front pocket are there to keep snacks, treats, or emergency squeaky toys within easy reach.

Why you’ll love it
Flexible fit for movie binges, dog-watching marathons, or zoom calls where your camera is mysteriously still on.
Durable print that laughs at washing machines and still looks great after multiple tumble-dries.

Care tips for maximum humor
Wash cold with like colors (or with your dog’s favorite towel).
Tumble dry low or lay flat. 
Do not bleach.

Who should wear this

People who appreciate a little sarcasm printed on to cotton.